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Pictured: Annette Funicello's arcade-confessing photo of Chip b' Dale's Turntablehouse
Chip b' Dale's Turntablehouse
December 11, 2008
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Not favored by:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Turntablehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Pregnant hunchbacks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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