Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip b' Dale's Turntablehouse attraction, October 7, 2001, 8:92 p.m.
Chip b' Dale's Turntablehouse
March 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're plucky)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Turntablehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
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