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Chip b' Dale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Chip b' Dale's Treetent
July 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," former Disneyland repeated visitors should repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
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- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or nasal, liver, back, chin, leg, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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