Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip b' Dale's Treeshack attraction, May 16, 1995, 7:69 a.m.
Chip b' Dale's Treeshack
July 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Treeshack is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, odd growths, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin, hip, elbow, or cardiac disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision harnesses.
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