Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip b' Dale's Treeparade attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
Chip b' Dale's Treeparade
January 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Treeparade is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction place.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The comment about nightmares is an obvious anachronism.
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