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A fictional view of Chip b' Dale's Treelegend when it's not inundated in children
Chip b' Dale's Treelegend
June 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Treelegend is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by impatient Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Electric Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can't bypass this attraction more than a moment after the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant parts may not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
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