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Above: The Chip b' Dale's Treeelf attraction, stutteringly descending in the evening park light
Chip b' Dale's Treeelf
December 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Treeelf is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
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