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At right: The Chip b' Dale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Chip b' Dale's Treecottage
June 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 44" (when kneeling).
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
- This attraction breaks down less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a solar Mickey when you visit the main queue.
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