Massive Secretariatland Attraction Database
Chip b' Dale's Treebillboard, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Chip b' Dale's Treebillboard
September 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Treebillboard is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 35".
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
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