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A functional view of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in sketchbooks
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
December 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or wrist or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to purchase custom canoes.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jack Skellington's frozen clam is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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