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The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the premier soft attraction at Disneyland
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
April 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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