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The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction, February 15, 1994, 9:88 a.m.
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
August 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Make sure to maintain your children and legs within the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Davy Crockett's frozen amigo is buried beneath this attraction.
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