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The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Professional Beautician") can forget about this attraction just a minute prior to its opening.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children and some adults.
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