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The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously pouring in the evening park light

Picture: The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously pouring in the evening park light

Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1967
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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