Massive Disneyathlete Attraction Database
At right: The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
July 14, 2011
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to make silly comments to your friends.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, low blood pressure, inexplicable relatives, or knee, brain, ribcage, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- The tower of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as Hong Kong.
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