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The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest private attraction at Disneyland
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
July 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- The dull maid is the last one remaining from the landlubber grove on which Disneyland was built.
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