Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously pouring in the evening park light
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
March 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 59.
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