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Image: The Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse ride, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse
April 5, 2005
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before any third Tuesday, this ride will be crammed full of lepers.
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