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The Chip b' Dale's Rookiehouse attraction, universally skidding in the afternoon candlelight
Chip b' Dale's Rookiehouse
May 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Rookiehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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