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The Chip b' Dale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Chip b' Dale's Oakhouse
August 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three teacups (according to "Perfect Quicksand" Facebook page)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph thingy.
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