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Above: A volcanic view of Chip b' Dale's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Chip b' Dale's Oakhouse
April 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the royal haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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