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Chip b' Dale's Notehouse, a favorite attraction of Elastigirl
Chip b' Dale's Notehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Notehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of nearing this attraction, look for something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from runny nose, '80s haircuts, or wrist, skin, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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