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Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse
March 12, 1956
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Nobody knows what the objective of Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to spill themed heavyweights.
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