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The Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse dark ride, automatically retiring in the shrouded park light
Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse
January 5, 2012
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this dark ride is wrong.
- Because this is an outdated dark ride, guests are required to buy themed pants.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Billy Bones' frozen pylon is entombed beneath this dark ride.
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