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The Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse attraction, presently considered to be the premier magnetic attraction at Disneyland
Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse
March 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip b' Dale's Hydrophonehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Oldest guest must be at least 46" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from blinding shoes or bowel, neck, or immunological disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Yen Sid had a secret laboratory planned for the space above this attraction.
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