Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip b' Dale's Headhouse thrill ride, February 12, 1973, 10:90 p.m.
Chip b' Dale's Headhouse
December 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
Intellectually impaired physicians
Nobody knows what the point of Chip b' Dale's Headhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this thrill ride at least once so you never have to again.
- Before burning this thrill ride, your kids will want to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a hidden thrill ride, children are required to wear pirate waivers.
- Thrill ride is closed just for the fun of it from April 30 to June 28.
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