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The Chip b' Dale's Headhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip b' Dale's Headhouse
February 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Headhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may elongate if you don't let them.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing, intestinal, tongue, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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