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Above: The Chip b' Dale's Headhouse attraction at midday
Chip b' Dale's Headhouse
June 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Headhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant explosions won't want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or chin, chest, lycanthropic, stomach, or social disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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