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A disabled view of Chip b' Dale's Haunthouse when it's inundated in fog
Chip b' Dale's Haunthouse
June 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine fairies
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Haunthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to imagine this attraction up to a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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