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The Chip b' Dale's Haunthouse attraction at dusk
Chip b' Dale's Haunthouse
July 29, 2012
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Haunthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should ride this attraction less than a moment preceeding everyone else.
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