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Image: The Chip b' Dale's Cylinderhouse experience during repairs
Chip b' Dale's Cylinderhouse
September 28, 1968
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip b' Dale's Cylinderhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed, excessive headgear, felony convictions, or cardiac or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the experience.
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