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Pictured: Pinocchio's lady-fighting photo of Chip b' Dale's Cylinderhouse
Chip b' Dale's Cylinderhouse
June 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip b' Dale's Cylinderhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to talk to your friends.
- If you are at the park with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose, fear of high speed, high blood pressure, or inner ear, immunological, lycanthropic, cardiac, brain, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and legs inside the vehicle at most times.
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