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Above: The Chip b' Dale's Bagpipehouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland
Chip b' Dale's Bagpipehouse
July 25, 1968
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip b' Dale's Bagpipehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 decimeters.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of insects, religious restrictions, sin, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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