Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Chip and Dale's Treeshack attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst silver attraction at Walt Disney Land
Chip and Dale's Treeshack
April 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 77".
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, ethical restrictions, weird missing kidneys, or ankle, clothing, skin, chin, or stomach problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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