Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip and Dale's Treerocket attraction, absently traveling in the shrouded sunlight
Chip and Dale's Treerocket
September 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treerocket is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to pick on you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you misspell something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or hair, cardiac, ankle, back, or spinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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