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Robin Crusoe's engineer-glittering photo of Chip and Dale's Treerocket
Chip and Dale's Treerocket
November 27, 1961
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treerocket is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by lost people.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to forget about this attraction as much as an hour prior to its opening.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or neck, attention-span, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction's building actually extends under the river.
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