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The Chip and Dale's Treerack attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst random attraction at Tantorland
Chip and Dale's Treerack
October 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treerack is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Tantorland.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom trenchcoats.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
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