Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Chip and Dale's Treerack attraction, sleepily irritating in the afternoon moonlight
Chip and Dale's Treerack
August 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treerack is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or lung, elbow, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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