Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Treenut attraction during repairs
Chip and Dale's Treenut
October 2, 1974
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip and Dale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to singing Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to participate.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, hair, kidney, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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