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The Chip and Dale's Treenut attraction, July 6, 1996, 11:17 a.m.
Chip and Dale's Treenut
June 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, hammer something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
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