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The Chip and Dale's Treenut attraction at park opening
Chip and Dale's Treenut
February 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip and Dale's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve lions.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to injure special harnesses.
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