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Above: The Chip and Dale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Chip and Dale's Treenest
December 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip and Dale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or kidney, finger, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and balloons (in that order) inside the cast members at various times.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can see a donkey from an imaginary attraction.
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