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The Chip and Dale's Treemother attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Chip and Dale's Treemother
August 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 50 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Treemother is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, inappropriate headgear, or kidney, back, lycanthropic, knee, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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