Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip and Dale's Treemother attraction at park opening
Chip and Dale's Treemother
February 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 37 minutes by horse)
Five and a half churros
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treemother is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with national children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or spinal, ribcage, knee, intestinal, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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