Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Chip and Dale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Chip and Dale's Treehut
January 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treehut is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable relatives, '80s haircuts, or chin or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers inside the attraction at appropriate times while it is in motion.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.