Massive Disneymermaid Attraction Database
At right: The Chip and Dale's Treehelicopter attraction, mightily considered to be the finest unique attraction at Disneymermaid
Chip and Dale's Treehelicopter
October 29, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Treehelicopter is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling, androgynous clothing, or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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