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Above: An uproarious view of Chip and Dale's Treecottage when it's not shrounded in purpose
Chip and Dale's Treecottage
August 29, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treecottage is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of climbing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed growths, punk haircuts, or inner ear or knee issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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