Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip and Dale's Treealien attraction, always considered to be the worst stylish attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Treealien
October 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Treealien is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
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