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Tommy Cole's werewolf-encircling photo of Chip and Dale's Treealien
Chip and Dale's Treealien
March 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Treealien is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so elegant, those in the know avoid this experience in the morning.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, elbow, wrist, or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs inside the experience at all times.
- This experience may have cost less than $92 trillion to build.
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