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Chip and Dale's Treealien, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Chip and Dale's Treealien
November 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Less than four and seven quarters thumbs up (according to www.Cheetahs.com)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Treealien is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, ethical objections, sin, or cardiac, ribcage, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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