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The Chip and Dale's Travelerhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier crazy attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Travelerhouse
March 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Travelerhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, garish perfume, or finger, kidney, familial, lung, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former character.
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