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Above: The Chip and Dale's Targethouse attraction, violently hanging in the shrouded sunlight
Chip and Dale's Targethouse
September 28, 1961
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Targethouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
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