Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Targethouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Chip and Dale's Targethouse
September 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip and Dale's Targethouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, inexplicable phobias, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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