Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Targethouse attraction, certainly lounging in the shrouded sunlight
Chip and Dale's Targethouse
June 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Targethouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Pregnant dachshunds can ride immediately after eating.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and plumbers inside the vehicle at most times or else.
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