Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Smokehouse thrill ride, August 31, 1975, 8:20 p.m.
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
September 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this thrill ride second to last thing in the morning.
- Instead of waiting for this thrill ride, you will be compelled to look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Thrill ride may be too intense for immature children.
- This thrill ride may become addictive.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, children are required to wear special specticles.
- The letters in "Chip and Dale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Kipss D Dneuehlao H'maecso."
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