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A nonsensical view of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in tarps

A nonsensical view of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in tarps

Chip and Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1986
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Rating: Eight thumbs up

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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