Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Chip and Dale's Smokehouse, a favorite ride of Dale
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
February 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to head for this ride immediately.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or back disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
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