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The Chip and Dale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
April 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Chip and Dale's Smokehouse alternative experience.
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