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Picture: The Chip and Dale's Smokehouse attraction, April 25, 2013, 9:06 a.m.
Chip and Dale's Smokehouse
July 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip and Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to scold this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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