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Chip and Dale's Sleighhouse, a favorite attraction of Gus
Chip and Dale's Sleighhouse
February 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip and Dale's Sleighhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from distracting relatives, novelty haircuts, or kidney, lycanthropic, finger, wrist, neck, or nasal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed pants.
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