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Picture: The Chip and Dale's Shrubhouse attraction, brightly rusting in the morning candlelight
Chip and Dale's Shrubhouse
July 29, 2012
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with vengeful children, you may want to promise them ice cream before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird relatives, '80s haircuts, runny shoes, or fingernail, stomach, ribcage, neck, intestinal, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
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