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The Chip and Dale's Rackhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
Chip and Dale's Rackhouse
March 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Rackhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic former cast members.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can't experience this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from dietary objections or cardiac, social, nasal, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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