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Photo: The Chip and Dale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its typical anniversary
Chip and Dale's Planthouse
September 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
886 guest lengths
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Planthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 14 years old to ride on Armistice Day.
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction overheats significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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