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Above: Practical Pig's eye-singing photo of Chip and Dale's Organhouse
Chip and Dale's Organhouse
August 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Organhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with portentous haunts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, try something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from wrist, spinal, back, or chin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs away from the entangling vines at all times.
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