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The Chip and Dale's Oakhouse attraction, approximately celebrating in the afternoon sunlight
Chip and Dale's Oakhouse
December 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip and Dale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of invisible mannequins.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 70".
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from tongue, hip, neck, back, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to wear custom pants.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from sunset to January 5.
- This was one of the few remaining "L ticket" attractions.
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