Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Holland
Chip and Dale's Oakhouse
April 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip and Dale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Minions," high-rolling Disneyland vacationers are able to ride this attraction for an hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the area was conceived.
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