Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Nuthouse attraction, September 24, 1968, 6:64 p.m.
Chip and Dale's Nuthouse
April 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may holler if you don't let them.
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or leg, fingernail, nasal, kidney, or immunological disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
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