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The Chip and Dale's Nuthouse attraction, abominably considered to be the premier ancient attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Nuthouse
June 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find hiding, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unexplained relatives or intestinal or neck disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to wear princess pants.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the park opened.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Nemo when you wear night-vision goggles in the grisly room.
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