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The Chip and Dale's Maphouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary
Chip and Dale's Maphouse
February 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip and Dale's Maphouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with national children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Oldest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Managers discovered a massive book in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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