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The Chip and Dale's Magnethouse attraction at first light
Chip and Dale's Magnethouse
May 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Magnethouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners can visualize this attraction less than a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- During any hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Schweitzer was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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