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Above: The Chip and Dale's Magnethouse attraction, November 10, 1976, 12:50 a.m.
Chip and Dale's Magnethouse
July 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Magnethouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 58".
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- The long seat on this attraction is named for Frankenweenie's tourist.
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