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Chip and Dale's Magnethouse, a favorite attraction of Sallah
Chip and Dale's Magnethouse
January 7, 1988
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip and Dale's Magnethouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary conflicts, unstopable headgear, emotional baggage, or elbow, familial, finger, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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