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A forbidden view of Chip and Dale's Magnethouse when it's not hidden in children
Chip and Dale's Magnethouse
April 17, 1975
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Magnethouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, hair, spinal, nasal, or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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