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The Chip and Dale's Magnethouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst skilled attraction at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Magnethouse
February 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Ten Disneys (by Thomasina)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Magnethouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and balloons away from the cast members at various times.
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