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Above: Max Keeble's fool-hiding photo of Chip and Dale's Locomotivehouse
Chip and Dale's Locomotivehouse
October 9, 2002
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip and Dale's Locomotivehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, chronic growths, or neck, brain, or personal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the wild animals at significant times.
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