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Pictured: A portentous view of Chip and Dale's Kinghouse when it's bathed in darkness
Chip and Dale's Kinghouse
December 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
882 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip and Dale's Kinghouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for immature wimps.
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