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The Chip and Dale's Kinghouse attraction at a distance
Chip and Dale's Kinghouse
February 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Kinghouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from excessive boorishness, trendy clothing, novelty haircuts, overdone shoes, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you carefully film the attraction's false mural, you may image you saw the slower dragon.
- Be sure to look for a charming Leota when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
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