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The Chip and Dale's Kinghouse attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Chip and Dale's Kinghouse
June 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored visitors:
In the neighborhood of eight guests
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Kinghouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Instead of cheering this attraction, you will be compelled to choke something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, social, intestinal, liver, attention-span, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision glasses.
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