Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Gemhouse attraction at park opening
Chip and Dale's Gemhouse
November 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip and Dale's Gemhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to climb princess pants.
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