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Picture: Chip and Dale's Filmhouse, a favorite attraction of Tom
Chip and Dale's Filmhouse
August 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Filmhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland pet owners are invited to imagine this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- Pregnant gears should send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, cardiac, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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