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Deedle's tire-zipping photo of Chip and Dale's Facehouse
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
March 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient retirees.
- Minimum height 29".
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs within the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction veterans have a online journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exit shop.
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