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Picture: Chip and Dale's Facehouse, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
March 14, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the point of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland bloggers might try to enjoy this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 4 until something like November 24.
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