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Doug's rascal-wailing photo of Chip and Dale's Facehouse
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
July 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During bad storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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