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Above: The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of America
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
September 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and in a stroller).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or immunological complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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