Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of a store
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
April 2, 1991
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction in the evening.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less demanding.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and balloons away from the attraction at all times.
- Attraction veterans keep a historic journal in which is written the backstory of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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