Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Facehouse attraction, presently negotiating in the afternoon sunlight
Chip and Dale's Facehouse
July 24, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip and Dale's Facehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyliesland, you should plan to raise this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear precision glasses.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from September 29 until about February 4.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Hamm's frozen badge is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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