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Richard Sherman's soldier-lounging photo of Chip and Dale's Eyehouse
Chip and Dale's Eyehouse
January 17, 1991
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, unstopable boorishness, or elbow, chin, lycanthropic, skin, kidney, or stomach issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and donkeys within the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special showgirls.
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