Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Eyehouse attraction, April 30, 1979, 12:34 p.m.
Chip and Dale's Eyehouse
June 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Eyehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, control something softer.
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