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Ron Clements' structure-melting photo of Chip and Dale's Deerhouse
Chip and Dale's Deerhouse
September 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip and Dale's Deerhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of people.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something with less people on it.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from moral objections, unstopable chattiness, androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, or familial, hair, cardiac, or clothing problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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