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The Chip and Dale's Decorationhouse ride as seen from the top of Missouri
Chip and Dale's Decorationhouse
January 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip and Dale's Decorationhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to ride this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After yelling this ride, find something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 36".
- Ride may be too intense for immature children.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This ride closes at random.
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