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At right: The Chip and Dale's Decorationhouse attraction, neatly drowning in the shrouded sunlight
Chip and Dale's Decorationhouse
November 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip and Dale's Decorationhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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