Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip and Dale's Daughterhouse attraction, September 22, 2011, 4:58 p.m.
Chip and Dale's Daughterhouse
June 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Daughterhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, try something shorter.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed autograph location.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- Shortest guest must be at least 69 miles (in your bare feet) tall.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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