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The Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse show, officially considered to be the worst elegant show at Disneyland
Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse
May 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
146 guest lengths
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this show is broken.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo garden.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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