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Pictured: The Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction at park closing
Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse
July 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nine teacups (from "Powerful Dumpling" magazine, 1980)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
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