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An undaunted view of Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse when it's not hidden in fog
Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse
August 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to sing to activists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant leaders can run away.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, goth clothing, emotional baggage, or hair, elbow, brain, blood, or intestinal complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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