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The Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inductive anniversary
Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse
July 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Dachshundhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chin, immunological, ankle, or bowel disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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