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The Chip and Dale's Chickenhouse ride, cheaply avenging in the fading moonlight
Chip and Dale's Chickenhouse
November 10, 1982
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Nobody knows what the point of Chip and Dale's Chickenhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants may avoid this ride.
- This ride makes funny sounds less than any other ride in Disneyland.
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